Tuesday, August 30, 2011

What She Says, What He Thinks

I have always tried to translate the things that women say into what they really mean. However, I am going to attempt a new topic of what guys are thinking when women say certain things. Whether you're in a long term relationship with someone, or you have just started talking to them, men will usually all think the same way. We never usually say it directly to you, but we definitely think it.

She says: "I'm going out with the girls tonight."
He thinks: "You're getting drunk and going home with a random guy" 

She says: "We're just watching movies with the girls"
He thinks: "She's eating ice cream and getting fat, I have to talk her into a gym membership"

She says: "That guy is such an asshole"
He thinks: "She definitely had sex with him"

She says: "That girl is not even cute"
He thinks: "That girl is smoking and you hate her for it"

She says: "I'm so fat"
He thinks: "You're just looking for attention and for me to tell you you're not fat"

She says: "I'm a waitress"
He thinks: "You're a stripper"

She says: "I have tattoos but they're hidden"
He thinks: "This girl's a freak"

She says: "I'll be ready at 8"
He thinks: "You'll be ready by 8:45 the earliest"

She says: "We're moving to fast"
He thinks: "Who else is she sleeping with?"

She says: "You're so big"
He thinks: "You really don't have to lie to me"

She says: "You're the best I ever had"
He thinks: "I thought you said this was your first time?"

She says: "I've never done this before"
He thinks: "That's a complete lie"

She says: "I really want to see you tonight"
He thinks: "What does she feel guilty about?"

She says: "He's just my ex boyfriend, we're just friends"
He thinks: "You definitely still bang him" 

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