Friday, August 26, 2011

If You've Never Done Something It's Best Not To Try It On Camera

 
For future reference, don't attempt things for the first time on camera. In your head you were probably thinking, "Oh yeah, I'm the man because I'm going to double kick this bag right now." Then out of nowhere you're hugging some pavement. It's a well deserved broken hip my good man. How unathletic do you have to be to miss a bag that's not even moving? I have seen some terrible athletes before, but you sir may just be the worst. Better luck next time champ. And next time don't just lay there like a dying seal. At least try to get up so you can walk out with some dignity. 

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