The Check List

What does every guy do when they first meet a girl? Well I don't know if every guy does it, but I sure as hell do it. I go through the check list to see what she rates on the proverbial 1 to 10 scale. Why do I do this? Probably because I have some form of mental issues. Or probably just because I'm a guy, and guys do shit like this all the time. Either way, I will now explain to you the check list.

The first thing that happens is you actually see this girl and right off the bat you can clearly see if she's fat, chunky, thick, muscular, athletic or skinny. Those are the six different body types a girl can have. The difference between chunky and thick is simply this; chunky means she needs to lose about ten pounds and thick means if she was thinner she wouldn't look good. Not very hard. Okay, so that's the first thing you see, but that is pre check list. After that decision is made we go into the real check list.

First thing's first, the face. You can have the greatest body in the world, but if you look like you got cracked in the face with a shovel, you just don't do it for me. The face is the first part of the check list. A pretty face is a must. Then you start working down to the breast area. How big is her chest? Are they real? And everyone's favorite, is that a push up bra? You know you all do it so shut up. Continuing our way down, we go to the back end to check out the ass region. Is it wide or is it nice? How obtuse is it? Does it take on a somewhat brazilian butt form? Those are somewhat the thoughts that process in our heads at this point in time.

Then finally, we move down to the legs. Does she have nice legs? Are they the right type of legs for her body? Would I put whipped cream all over her legs and lick it off? These are the normal questions about the legs. Now, processing this entire check list takes no longer than a span of five seconds, it's a quick process. But this is what most guys do when they first see or meet a female. It sounds shallow, but guess what? Everyone's shallow. You can bet your ass on it.