That Person Who Tries To Tell You They Know Everything

 

Have you ever been having a conversation with someone and no matter what you say to them they just sit there and try to tell you how much more they know about something than you do? How badly do you want to punch this person square in the mouth? 

What pisses me off the most are the people who don't really know you but they're just kind of getting to know you and they think they're so much smarter than you. It's like okay you might be smarter than me but you're also socially awkward and probably won't get laid for another five or six years. Don't sit there and try to one up me every time I say something like I have no idea what I'm talking about. 

For example, the other day two chicks are talking about a wedding and being the maid of honor. This one girl very calmly is saying how so far she's been fine with everything and that she just can't wait for the wedding day so that she doesn't have to worry about it anymore. This other bitch starts telling her that she doesn't know what she's in for and that her job isn't actually done until the bride is on the plane leaving for the honeymoon. Not only is that the most untrue statement I've ever heard, but it's the dumbest fucking thing I've also ever heard. Once the actual wedding is over and it's time for the reception, the bride is the grooms problem, it's a fact. If you're gonna sit there and ask someone questions about something, don't try and tell them how smart you are by always refuting their fucking answers with your own dumb two cents. 

To add to it, this girl isn't taking advice from the socially awkward chick who just likes to hear herself talk. As harsh as it sounds that's exactly what the case is. Unless you're close with someone, don't try and tell them what to do and what they're in for. It's like someone trying to tell you about your family member who they don't even know. You sound stupid and you make everyone want to punch you in the face. Just go sit in the corner and stop speaking. You'd be surprised how many more friends you'd have.