"Do you have any illegal firearms in your luggage," said the TSA officer. "No, just a couple of bombs and some dynamite," said the doctor who was then arrested for being an asshole. I thought doctors were supposed to be smart. How fucking retarded is this guy? Didn't he ever see Meet The Parents? You can't say the word bomb in or anywhere near and airport because everyone around will literally shit their pants and then beat the living piss out of you because they'll think you're a terrorist. He got charged with falsely reporting an incident, which is a felony by the way. Like why wouldn't you just simply say, "No"? So in honor of Doctor Asshat being a fucking moron I will now give you this video to remind you why you don't say bomb on an airplane of in an airport. Have a lovely day.
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