Thursday, December 15, 2011

Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today...

 
Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today...

The main reason Tim Tebow sucks today is because he told his teammates, "God had spoken to me." I didn't know Ghandi showed up in a Broncos jersey on Sunday. Are you kidding me bro? What is this a story from the bible? Did the burning bush show up in the locker room at half time and just magically tell you that you weren't gonna complete a pass for the entire second and third quarter and then the defense was gonna switch to a prevent defense and let you win the game? Or did he show up and tell you that you're not that good and all you have to do is get the ball to like the 50 and your kicker will kick a 60 yard field goal? Keep the god shit to yourself bro. You're not a prophet, you're just a football player. Bang your hot girlfriend and then tell me how close to god you are. 

1 comment:

  1. well said..he needs a mental evaluation if god is actually "talking" to him.. hes probably seriously delusional.

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