Monday, December 26, 2011

Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today...

 
Why Tim Tebow Sucks Today...

Well, Tim Tebow sucks today because if he really is Jesus then why couldn't he win to give himself a birthday present? Exactly, suck it. He's not Jesus, he's just extremely religious and a shitty Quarterback in the NFL. Actually, he's a shitty quarterback anywhere to be totally honest with you, not even just the NFL. He also sucks because I have never seen a guy so happy after throwing four interceptions against a shitty team. This Sunday could be it for Jesus and his disciples out in Denver. If Kyle Orton comes back to town and causes the Broncos to not win the division title it will easily be the greatest thing that's ever happened to the NFL. Why? Because Elway will then have a reason to not bring back the Messiah next season. See ya Tebow! Have fun going to Jacksonville and being an H-Back. 

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