Monday, December 19, 2011

Revamping Your Roster

 
As much as people don't want to admit it, everyone has a roster of women or men who they talk to. But what happens when you're sick of your current roster? You revamp the roster and begin to build a new team. This is a strategy used by everyone, and Tommy the Mic has given me this idea to write about just in case there are people who do not use this method.

Let's say you currently talk to three women. None of them know each other, you hang out with them on different nights, and they live nowhere near each other so you're fine. That is your roster, these three women. Right now, this is what you're going to bat with. 

However, each one of them begins liking you more. You're trying to distance yourself from all three because you want nothing to do with a relationship, but all three of them seem to want one. After awhile, it's just too much on you. Having three women yelling at you about why you don't want a relationship with them is the equivalent to living next door to a train station that runs all night long. It's annoying and constant.

The only logical thing to do is to go out, meet three other women, and cut loose the three you're currently talking to. You basically have to do what the Mets should be doing and that is a total overhaul of the roster. For guys, revamping the roster should occur every three months. Not only does it keep you fresh and entertained, but it keeps women on their toes at all times. They don't know when they're gonna get the axe, so they start acting right. It's great when men have the psychological advantage over women, it makes life that much easier. 

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