Friday, December 23, 2011

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

Well at least this isn't weird. Some guy broke into a woman's house and stole a pair of her underwear to masturbate to. He comes back to the house two days later to return the underwear and the women happens to be home. He tells her he has broken in several times to get her underwear to masturbate to and that he was only returning them. Then he showed her his voter registration card. Does any of this not sound absolutely creepy? Are you serious bro? No one's gonna notice that a pair of their underwear is missing, why would you go back to the house to return them? Did you want to get caught? And what is wrong with you? Stealing women's underwear and so that you have something to crank it to is no way to go through life son. I guess you never heard of porn. Here's your t-shirt panty jerker, enjoy the holidays. 

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