He's Back

Johnny Baseball is back again with a vengance. It has been a long, arduous semester, and I haven't had much time for writing (except Throwdown Thursday's) but now that finals are done you'll be seeing a lot more of me.

Here are a few things I have been burning on for months, and months, and months....

1. I guess the new cool thing to do is listen to this new house/dubstep/techno or what ever type of music people call this and take ecstasy or "molly" as people like to call it, and go to these concerts. What the hell is going on now a days? You should all be ASHAMED of yourselves. That music is legitimately terrible and you need drugs like Ms. Molly to make it better. It's is like two sewer rats fucking on top of a old and rusty A-Track Player that has a Stevie Nicks tape in it. Grow up Please. But hey that's Staten Island for you, it is all about trends. The Jets, Broadwalk Empire, V-Neck T-shirts, and now this and Quite Frankly (no pun intended) I'm sick of it!

2. Have you all seen this? I know you have....That douchebag who walks around with these Beats by Dre headphones and isn't even listening to music. Look, if you're going to listen to a song and use these gigantic headphones that the guys who land planes with use, by all means go ahead. The headphones are awesome, but don't walk around with them and your snapback, skinny jeans, and flannel, with your dopey ass huge glasses, and have these headphones just for a style. You my kind sir are a disgrace.

3. Since we're on the topic of fashion, since when did it become cool to dress like Steve Erkels gay brother? Snapbacks, skin tight jeans, these dopey glasses, ugly high-top shoes, and awkward colored flannel shirts? Teel, Red, Baby blue, and orange DO NOT match. I don't care what 1970's throwback NBA snapback or article of clothing you can find, it doesn't match...period.

4. Guys at the gym, please stop wearing hats.

5. Guys at the gym, please stop wearing backwards hats.

6. Girls at the gym why do you feel the need to wear an over the shoulder shoal and a tube top? This isn't a strip club, have a little self respect and dignity. Work on that gut and stop staring at every guy who has a fake tan and uses steroids.

That about does it people, there will be much....much more to come

Johnny Baseball...Out