Ladies and gentlemen here is your 2011 Walmart Shopper of the Year. Out of all the Walmart Shoppers we have seen this year, this guy took the cake and he probably ate it too. He wins for the sheer fact that once you see him in this outfit it could never be unseen. I don't know if it was that bikini top, that picnic tablecloth he is using as a skirt, or the fact that his balls are hanging out through that giant hole in his stockings, but he had by far the best get up walking around Walmart in the year 2011. I also took into account the hours of sleep everyone will automatically lose just by having this image in their head. Congratulations big guy, you win absolutely nothing. Maybe one day when we're famous, but for now you get nothing and maybe a free t-shirt.
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