You were talking to this girl, she turned out to be a complete bitch, and then you go out one night and get shitfaced and see this girl's sister. You're a nice guy so you go over and say hello to the sister, but you're drunk so you're bound to say something borderline retarded. You should know in advance, her sister's not helping you.
See what's gonna happen is simple. The sister is going to side with you in an attempt to make you stop talking. Girls will never go against a blood relative, especially their sister. Sisters have like this weird bond with each other. And when I say it's a weird bond I mean they'll talk shit behind each other's back but then proclaim how much they love each other when they're together. It's fucking weird.
But her sister is never really going to side with you, or help you out for that matter. If anything the sister is just going to make you look like a bigger dummy by running back and telling her sister that she saw you out and all you spoke about was her. And you're a jackass so you'll probably throw around the L word like rappers throw around the word fuck. So you just made your situation go from bad to worse.
Also, when you spill out your guts to the girl's sister, it makes you look obsessed and when she finds out she just completely wants nothing to do with you. Here's a long story made short. The sister will never help you out, she will just say nice things to get you to shut up and then she will move on with her dull life and search for meaning. If you really want to make an impact, try and slam the sister instead of looking like a jackass. You probably have a much better shot than you would think of that happening.
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