Heroin must be a hell of a drug. This lady called the police to tell them that she was in the midst of being a victim of a home invasion. She then called the police back to tell them that she had hallucinated seeing people invade her home. The police then came to the house, found heroin, and arrested her. Looks like you can't hallucinate away those heroin charges sweetheart. How much heroin were you on that you started hallucinating? I thought that only happened with mushrooms. I guess I was wrong seeing as how you managed to hallucinate people robbing your house. Were there little leprechauns running around as well? How about midgets pole dancing? No, none of that, just people robbing your house? Well, that sucks, the leprechauns and pole dancing midgets could have at least been entertaining. Take your t-shirt druggie, just don't shoot up while you're wearing it, that's just bad publicity for my t-shirts.
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