Monday, December 12, 2011

So, She Doesn't Do "That"...

 
You have a friend and your poor friend is confused. He has this girl that he's been with for awhile, but for some strange reason she just doesn't do "that". What's that? Well, that is something that is very simple, that most women try and justify doing when they don't want to have sex "on the first night". "That" would be giving a blowjob. 

This is why your friend is confused, she doesn't suck his dick. It's been months and she just tells him that she doesn't do it. How do you know you don't like it if you've never tried it sweetheart? Contare to popular belief there are actually girls who enjoy doing it. Not only does she not go down on him, but she doesn't even let him go down on her. Now everyone's confused.

What also sucks about this girl is that she sucks. She's a complete dead fish. She just lays there and takes it. Doesn't want to explore any other positions, never gets on top and is just nothing more than one of those plastic fuck dolls. Except that the plastic fuck doll actually blows you I think. How do you expect a guy to want to stay with you when you don't suck dick and you're about as lively as a piece of ply wood in bed? 

Right, he's supposed to want to stay with you because you're nice and have a great personality. News flash, like 98% of the time, the girls with the great personality are freaks. Your personality isn't that great if you don't suck dick and you don't get on top. It's actually very simple. The same thing over and over again only lasts so long before your man will get bored. Either try exploring some new things, or expect to be left out on your ass. You can't keep the fire going if you run out of wood. 

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