The Circle...

 

You all know about the circle. It's one of the great unsolved mysteries in this world. What the fuck am I talking about? It's the girl circle. You know when you go out and girls are ALWAYS dancing in a circle with each other? Yeah, that circle. What is the reason for this? Why do you do this if you have a vagina? And lastly, what's the point? 

When you first see it, it honestly looks like the female version of a bukkakke, just a giant circle of women going crazy ready to shoot their eggs all over some poor guy. But it clearly isn't that. It's just a circle of drunk girls dancing together. Is there some sort of rule that you all make with each other before you go out that says, "Whatever we do, we have to make sure we dance in a circle."? I don't know, you tell me. 

However, I think I have figured out why you ladies do this. Because you're trying to twat block guys from trying to dance with your friends. "Well, we're just there to have a good time with our friends, Steve." No you're not. You're there to get drunk, find some random dude, and go home and mouth bang him. You may not be directly looking to do this, but subconsciously, somewhere in the back of your mind, you are looking to do this. 

What I love the most is that every one of these circles turns to complete and utter shit after about forty five minutes. Why? Because there's always the one girl who veers off with some guy, and then the chain reaction happens where suddenly ever girl who was circled up is now grinding on all different types of dick. So you started out with your circle, and you finished by dry humping some dude on the dance floor. Were you really just there to have a good time and circle up with your girlfriends? Let's look at the evidence, you probably weren't.