There's No Love Like The Love For A Woman Who Swallows

 

This needs to be written about. I don't think that I can stress the importance and the sheer beauty that is a woman who swallows. I feel as though this is a lost art in the world of oral sex. It's almost as if this has been forgotten about. Well let me tell you, it has not been forgotten about by guys, and you girls should pay attention. 

First of all, you all want to use the ever so famous statement, "Let me know when you're about to go." Are you kidding me? You're just gonna give a half ass blowjob and not even finish what you started? You wanna finish a guy off with your hand? That's like giving someone a gourmet meal from a five star restaurant and then rolling out packaged hostess cupcakes for dessert. It just doesn't work. 

Also, think about the time doing laundry that you're gonna save when you swallow. If you're not swallowing then you're clearly not letting us shoot it where we want, you're just ducking out of the way as you finish us with your half assed handie. We stain our sheets, your sheets, any clothes in the area and  your hand gets a few ounces of hot lava all over it. Swallowing will save you about eighteen hours a week in laundry and washing your hands. 

Bottom line, if you swallow, you're a keeper. Single ladies over the age of 30, none of them swallow, that's why they're single. Swallowing brings you up a bunch of notches on every guys list. Moral of the story ladies: There's no love like the love for a woman who swallows.