Is This The Greatest Prank Of All Time?

Of course this happens at a Walmart

http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/offbeat/man-glued-to-toilet-seat-in-store-bathroom-040511

Some guy sits down on the toilet to do his business and then suddenly, he can't get up. That just sounds like a fat guy to you and me but in actuality it's because someone put glue on the toilet seat. What a prank this is, because no one knows who the fuck did it. Police had to come in and remove the seat from the toilet all together, meaning the guy had to walk out with the seat still glued to his ass. This is definitely one of the top pranks I have ever heard of and mainly because it made headline news. This only adds to why Walmart is the most interesting place in the world.