Thursday, April 14, 2011

If You're Going To Kill Your Wife, Delete The Evidence Off Your Computer

Sheer Genius...

http://www.patspapers.com/story_stack/item/saved_google_map_images_show_body_location/

So, if you kill your wife, make sure you take the evidence off of your hard drive with the google earth image of where the body is. How stupid are these people? If you get away with killing anyone for more than a day, just flee the fucking country because you're eventually getting caught. If you're just your typical average Joe, you're not getting away with murder. The only one to pull that off was a man named OJ, and it hasn't happened since. Today should have just been dedicated to people who don't use their heads, because the stories I've found today baffle me with their stupidity.

Sidenote: Why would you google earth the image of where you buried the body? Do you have Alzheimer's that you can't remember something as important as that?

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