This is one of my favorite one's in a while. We have this giant asshole driving a stolen car while shitfaced and crashing into a crime scene. But wait, it gets better. Not only that, but when police come to the car, he has his pants unzipped and a porn magazine on the passengers seat. Driving drunk while cranking one out sounds like a hell of a tough task to me. I mean, you're drunk and probably have whiskey dick and which hand is holding the wheel? And how are you looking at the road? This guy is a strong candidate for Asshole of the Month after this story. Masturbating while driving drunk, the new pandemic in America.
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