Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Highlight Feature Of The Day: It's Not You, It's Me...We Know That's A Lie

Yes, we have all heard the famous cop out line of, “It’s not you, it’s me.” However, we all know that this is the biggest bullshit excuse of all time. You know damn well that it’s you, who else would it be? But why is it you? That’s the question everyone asks, and I am here to tell you why.

To begin, chances are that once you’re in a relationship for a long period of time, you get too comfortable with the other person. Basically, you show who you really are after a while. The relationship probably wasn’t based off who you really are, it was probably based off of what you wanted the other person to see you as. That’s how most relationships start out, and once the true colors start showing, sometimes they are tough to handle.

There is also the other instance where your boyfriend or girlfriend has been cheating on you, but they don’t have enough balls to actually admit it to you. You always get the gut feeling when you know something isn’t right, but you don’t know for sure until about a month later when you see your ex with the person they were cheating on you with. Oh, and you probably know who the person is that he or she cheated on you with.

Finally, the relationship is probably at a good point, but you don’t love each other yet. However, you may think he or she loves you and you decide to let yourself go. You stop going to the gym, you stop really doing much of anything. Next thing you know, you’re thirty pounds heavier and since they don’t love you, they’re leaving you. That’s really when you know it’s not you, it’s me is complete and utter bullshit. Just look at the scale, there's no explanation needed.

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