I’ve decided to take my topic for today off of men and women issues and instead talk about that person we all know as the Classroom Asshole. Whether it’s high school, college or even middle school; everyone has at least one Classroom Asshole. So why does everyone hate this person so much?
First of all, this person will have a comment about everything and anything that goes on in the class. They’ll always be the first person to raise their hand and they will always be the first to think they are superior to everyone else in the class. Meanwhile, when they present their own shit to everyone, it absolutely blows.
The next reason we all hate the Classroom Asshole is because usually the Classroom Asshole keeps the rest of the class from leaving early. You sit there and wonder why this person doesn’t realize that if you just sit there and shut up, the class ends quicker. Of course the teacher or professor is going to ask if anyone has any questions; that’s because they’re out of shit to talk about and they’re ready to send everyone home. Just shut the fuck up so everyone can leave.
Finally, this also happens to be a person who you can’t stand listening to speak. They probably have some form of speech impediment, but they also think that they’re the smartest person in the room. They love listening to themselves talk and you just want nothing more than to light this person on fire.
There you have it, the reasons that we all hate the Classroom Asshole. If you happen to know one of these people, then you know I am spot on with my description and reasons that we all hate them. Any other questions?
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