Tuesday, April 26, 2011

This Is Why Parents Should Be Allowed To Beat Their Children...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2011/04/25/state/n061733D38.DTL

It would be easy for me to say that these kids were so young that they didn't really know what they were doing, but they happened to acknowledge what they did and said the reason for it was that they were bored. Listen you little fucks, I don't care if you're bored, at the ages of 12 and 9 you shouldn't be driving excavators into construction sites because you're bored. I know you live in Pennsylvania, which other than Philadelphia is about as exciting as watching the grass grow, but I'm sure you can find something else to do. Ride a bike, have a catch, play wiffle ball or basketball, you know shit that normal children do. But no, you little assholes decide to drive an excavator into a construction site, cause $164,000 worth of damage, $150,000 worth to a bulldozer and then set off every fire extinguisher in the place. Yes, I said fire extinguisher, not fire alarm. If I was your parents you two wouldn't be let out of the house until you were 18.

Sidenote: How many people had a universal remote and went house to house changing people's channels while they tried to relax and watch TV when you were like 13 years old? How much fun was that shit?

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