Monday, August 15, 2011

Really Mark Sanchez? You Call Yourself A Man?

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/08/15/mark-sanchez-covers-gq-september-2011/

Yup, that's right, the face of the New York Jets franchise is on the cover of the September issue of GQ Magazine. You call yourself a man? You're not a male model, you're the quarterback of an NFL football team. Jet fans can say what they want about Eli Manning being a bitch, but that little bitch never posed shirtless for a magazine. Why? Because he's a football player, and he knows that. Did you know that Eli was one of only five quarterbacks to throw for 4,000 yards last season? I bet you didn't know that one. He also was fourth in TD passes with 31. Yeah I know he lead the league in interceptions, but if you watched the games you would know that at least half of those interceptions came on passes that were dropped by receivers and just fell into the defenders hands. So why doesn't he get to pose to GQ? He's the one with the Super Bowl ring right? Because Eli knows he's a football player and Mark Sanchez can't figure out the difference between being a celebrity and being an athlete. See you December 24th bro, get ready to get your hole opened.

Sidenote: Might I also add that Eli's wife is quite smoking as well...

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