Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

 

I'm gonna say that if there is a warrant out for your arrest because you raped someone that it is probably not the greatest idea in the world walk up to a female police officer and start flirting with her. He starts flirting, she asks for his name, she looks it up, and he gets arrested. What are the odds? Pretty good when you're a fucking jackass. What is wrong with you bro? You can't tell me that you had no idea that there was a warrant out for your arrest. There is a very high likelihood that you're not getting away with rape so staying as far away from cops as you possibly can is probably your best bet. But what do I know right? It almost doesn't amaze me how dumb these criminals are anymore. They all think they're so slick. Slick doesn't talk to cops with a warrant out for his arrest big guy. Slick flees to Canada or Mexico and never comes back. Here's your t-shirt, it's ironic that you're going to jail for rape since you're gonna be raped every day while in jail. 

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