The fucking honey badger who didn't give a fuck all of last year and just made plays all over the field for LSU now gives a couple of fucks as LSU dismissed him from the football program today. They didn't specify what it was for but I'm assuming a failed drug test since he failed drug test since that would be his second one in less than a year and that would lead to dismissal. That's how college sports work usually. You know who really doesn't give a fuck though? Les Miles, the LSU head coach. Why doesn't he give a fuck? Because this mother fucker gets athletes from all over the country. He'll just plug another stud athlete in at corner and watch his team make a run at the national title. All this while Mathieu goes and plays at a division one AA school and just pounds bitches before he inevitably gets drafted. You had the world by the balls kid, and you fucked it up. Everyone knows they drug test as soon as you get back to camp. Just stop smoking weed for two months and then you can smoke the whole season you dumb fuck. I guess the one thing they never said about the honey badger was that he's smart.
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