Friday, August 31, 2012

Types of Checkouts



Elevator eyes- The straight up and down assessment.  This kind of look just gives you the hibbie jibbies inside.  Dude takes in everything from your tits to your feet, and he's already thinking about fucking you before he gets to your face.  Usually happens when you walk by a construction site or weirdly, in an elevator….I think it's because you can't get away for at least 30 seconds, plenty of time for a fantasy jackoff sesh.  Guys tend to nod their heads as if they are showing appreciation for checking out your body.  Thanks bro, I feels special you decided to eye fuck me in the most obvious way possible.  

The casual side glance- Subtle but sincere.  At least this guy makes somewhat of an effort to make sure you don't have a busted face with hot body.  Side glances at a bar usually lead to good flirting, good flirting leads to great sex.  Yes, your health teacher and mean girls had it right, talking to a boy can get you pregnant.  

No look at all- Ladies if you think you are looking fly and walk by a dude who does not look at you, Instantly you think "whoa whoa woah, did he really just not check me out?" Admit it, you get a little insulted, and immediately turn around to try and figure out if he's gay or not.  Sure we don't want to be ogled 24/7, but a little glance is a nice self-esteem booster.  Is that contradictory? Yea, but we're just difficult like that.  Deal with it. 

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