Thursday, August 23, 2012

He Found A Way Out Of The Friend Zone

This is as rare as getting bit by a shark. In fact it is so rare that you never actually hear about it. If you can actually pull this off you become a member of a very exclusive club. What is this exclusive club that I speak of? It's the club who has somehow found their way out of the friend zone.

Why does this never happen? Because normally you're too much of a pussy to make a move or do anything for that matter. Therefore you literally sit there and take it like a bitch as she talks about banging other guys and going out and getting left in a bar by them. Then when you try to say she deserves better you just end up with a hug and her telling you what a great guy you are. And also since you're a pussy you basically you never bring up any other woman.

Now, for some reason you reached between your legs and found your balls and you finally told her about this other girl. Now it's on. See she always thought she wasn't interested in you mainly because you were easy and always gave her the attention she craved. However, now you've given her a reason to get interested by taking the spotlight off of her. And it's the perfect way to get her to chase you. Just wait, she'll be talking to you more, asking you more and more who you're with and the next thing you know she'll be crawling back telling you what a mistake she made that she didn't mouth bang you sooner.

Women are attention whores and we all know that. But once she isn't the focus of all of our attention she thinks it's a problem. She's gonna crave the attention more and more and then next thing you know she'll be throwing herself at you like that drunk whore in Superbad. She's gonna give you the best blow j ever also. Or so she thinks. But this is the only way of getting out of the friend zone and it's basically by manipulating the attention giving system.

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