Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Open Your Eyes Bro, She's Banging This Dude You're Talking About

Over the weekend I was hearing a conversation of a couple next to me when I was out to dinner. The guy was talking about his friend who's most likely moving to LA. What happened next was not only odd but it was an obvious give away. This chick was nailing her boyfriends' friend.

How could I jump to such a conclusion from only hearing their conversation? It was obvious. When he started mentioning his friend she suddenly became extremely interested. Her first response was, "He's moving to LA? Where'd you hear that? Why would he do that?" My response would've been, hey bitch why are you so interested in my friend.

She was frantic about it and it was almost getting uncomfortable in there as the guy sensed something weird was going on with her. I was just sitting there taking it all in and just thinking to myself that this guy is just going to walk in on his girlfriend getting piled drived by his friend sometime within the next three weeks. It was an obvious give away. She was nervous and the tone of her voice was her wondering why she hadn't heard anything about the situation yet. Total slut.

You can always tell a cheating girlfriend by her behavior around friends. If she's uncomfortably flirty with other guys especially when her boyfriend is around, she's definitely cheating on him. She's that girl who thinks she has her boyfriend wrapped around her finger. And then when he finds out he turns into a savage animal because that girl he thought he loved is a little cheating slut. If you notice any of these things fella's then it's time to wake up. She's definitely cheating on you.

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