Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Rules For College Series: Rule Number Two, Party In The Frat House But Don't Be In The Frat

Today we release Rules For College Series Rule Number 2. What is the rule? The rule is that you should definitely party at the frat house, just don't actually join the frat. I'll explain why...

Guys in frats are very friendly, but they're usually friendly with a motive. They're friendly because they are always trying to recruit people to join their frat. But then when you're pledging you're getting beer cans shoved up your ass and drinking other people's throw up. Really, you don't have to go that far just to find some friends bro.

The reason that you party at the frat house though is simple, they party with sorority girls. Sorority girls don't just bone frat guys. Sorority girls bang every guy. Okay, so you have to pay five or ten dollars to get into the house party but it'll be worth it when you're smashing out some hot ass sorority chick who got drunk and just fell into your lap.

It's great to have friends who are in the frat. Just don't actually be someone who's in the frat. The abuse you take for six weeks isn't worth it. And besides, the only thing you get out of it is free admission to parties and you possibly get to live in the shitty disgusting house that throws the parties when you get older. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Party at the frat house, just don't actually join the frat. Stay tuned next week for rule number 3. 

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