Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Asshole Of The Day Award

http://wtop.com/46/3011064/70000-chickens-found-dead-in-Md-man-charged

Dude I have had some bad nights of drinking, but I've never had an "I just killed 70,000 chickens" bad night of drinking. This guy was found in his boxers passed out next to the circuit breaker of a poultry house and smelt of alcohol. He shut the circuit breaker to the poultry house, which deprived the chickens of food, water and cooling. Therefore, they died. Nicely done guy, nicely done. You just managed to wipe out an entire farms worth of chickens with one drunken flip of a switch. That's gotta be some type of record. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.

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