She Just Looks Like Her Vagina Stinks

Maybe it's the hair, maybe it's the look, maybe it's the walk or maybe it's the way she talks. Whatever it is she just looks like her vagina stinks. It not only looks like she has a stinky snatch but it also looks like there's a bush down there. Let's try to figure it out.

The hair is pulled back and looks greasy. When it looks greasy it means that it's definitely not taken care of. If a girl doesn't wanna take care of something like her hair, that people actually see then why the fuck would she want to take care of her vagina that nobody sees? And the look as well. She just has a weird look to her with absolutely zero sex appeal. You wanna look away but you can't because you need to figure out what it is that probably makes her vagina smell.

Or maybe it could be her walk. She walks like a pregnant lady but she's not actually pregnant. Like her stomach sticks outward and her arms lag behind and it's almost like her back is bending backwards. It's just a gross walk all together. The walk itself literally says, "My vagina wrekes of tuna, you've been warned."

Finally, it could be the way she talks. She's loud with a weird laugh and you just know she has no chance of getting laid basically ever. And she's not completely socially awkward, but she's kind of socially awkward. It's fucking weird. She even chews her gum with her mouth open and loud like a cow almost and then you just can't help but think what that dungeon between her legs smells like. It's gotta be the combination of all these issues and not just one. But we know that if it looks like a rat, it probably smells like a rat also. Her vagina definitely stinks.