Everybody and I mean everybody knows this guy. He's the guy who just started making some serious money and he is literally the biggest asshole on the face of the planet. It's almost like this guy is out of a movie, you and all your friends don't even think he's real. He's Stiffler, with money and ten times the asshole. And it's a show every time.
He takes everyone out and there is no secret that he makes a lot of money. He buys rounds for everyone at the bar and has the loudest mouth in the place. It's not just that he's loud, he's also obnoxious. And he also has this fucking absurd thought that every girl wants his cock, meanwhile he has a girlfriend who's right there and she just never says anything to him because he'll just blow lines and then beat her later.
This is the only guy on the face of the earth who goes out and looks for other girls with his girlfriend there. He'll get shitfaced, tell every girl in the place that they want his cock and then he'll get their numbers and invite them over. Then when he goes home he'll curse out his girlfriend like she's a piece of shit on the street, throw her out of his nice apartment and invite over one of the girls from the bar. Then he'll bang that chick, catch an STD and blame it on his girlfriend.
You and all your other friends are actually amazed by this feat and nobody has ever met a bigger asshole. It's Stiffler, Sack from Wedding Crashers and that douche from the Wedding Singer all infused into one giant asshole. If you're a guy you want to party with him, but if you're a girl you would just rather not go near him unless you're a whore. The amazing feats of the biggest asshole you've ever met.
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