Thursday, April 19, 2012

Marlins New Stadium Doing Everything But Putting Fans In The Seats...

 

Let's see what we have here. We have a DJ in center field, an aquarium, a swimming pool, lime green walls, good concessions, and all the cuban and spanish vagina anyone can ask for. But what do we not have? We don't have fans in the seats watching any of these Marlins games. Miami has never been a sports town except for when the U was good. Since the U sucks balls now and the Dolphins ownership might as well be run by monkeys the Marlins were supposed to be the saving grace for the city of Miami. Turns out they're sell out streak lasted a blistering one game and they haven't come close since. They can be as good as you want them to be, sign all the dominican players they want, but they will never get people in the seats in Miami. Hasn't happened yet, and it will never happen as long as they're there. 

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