Monday, April 30, 2012

He Has A Girlfriend Is The Worst Excuse Ever...

 
Don't you just love naive women? You know those women who have boyfriends and make a friend with a guy who happens to have a girlfriend and they think it's just a friendly thing that's going on. Ladies, are you really that stupid? You really can't see what's going on there can you? You really think that he just wants to be friends. 

Girls, just because he has a boyfriend doesn't mean he doesn't want to fuck you. He's not coming to you with problems about his girlfriend because he thinks you're the only person who can help him. It's more like him letting you know what his situation is and where he stands with her. If he's having problems with his girl and you're having problems with your guy, just wait for that drunken night. It's really not a mistake that he's fucking you while you're drunk, it was bound to happen. He's the clean up hitter in an 0-2 hole fouling off good pitches and waiting for that hanging curve he can rip out of the park. That's the mistake he's waiting on. 

No offense girls, but what do you bring to the table that's so good that this guy just wants to be friends with you? Trust me, it's not your personality, it's your vagina. You're just on the back burner. It's his way of keeping his options open while he's with his girlfriend. You're next on the depth chart if his starter gets hurt, you're in. Don't think that just because he has a girlfriend means anything, guess what? It doesn't. 

Can you girls stop being naive thinking that guy doesn't want to fuck you just because he has a girlfriend? It doesn't mean anything to him. Guys are schemers, they scheme, that's what they do. He's just scheming his way to get in your pants once he's done with this chick. It's not rocket science, it's just common sense. If he doesn't suck dick, he's interested in you. It's just the way it is. 

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