Asshole Of The Day Award

 

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/manhattan/cops_hunting_hooker_who_stole_in_iz5bZFuqMBIAm0mZ31wFQK 

The cops are on the lookout for a hooker who stole $500,000 worth of diamonds from some guy. Now as easy as it would be for me to give her the Asshole Of The Day Award I'm not going to do that because that wouldn't do justice in this case. I'm giving the award to the guy she stole the diamonds from. Why? Because she's a hooker. He banged her in a hotel room. After that he fell asleep while she was still awake. While he was sleeping, she stole his briefcase of diamonds. Guy, are you out of your mind. Why would you fall asleep with a hooker in the room when you have valuable shit laying around. You deserve to get your shit stolen. She's a hooker, she mouth bangs dudes for money, there is nothing about that that says trustworthy. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.