Trying to make your students pay attention in class? Just pull out a hand gun and fire off ten blanks, that'll get their attention. Unfortunately this method will also get you pulled off the job for a little while while the school decides to take you to court. Fuck it, you should've just whipped out a paintball gun and went to fucking town on those mother fuckers. If you had the balls to do that I'd be impressed, but now you just look like a creepy version of FDR shooting blanks at teenagers. It's no way to go through life at 60 years old big guy. Here's your t-shirt, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
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