Friends With Benefits: Who Gets More Attached?

We go back and forth all the time on this blog about who's more crazy when in comes to romantic relationships.  Today I'm going to put a little twist on that.  Who get's more attached when it comes to friends with benefits?  Now I know what most of you are thinking, it's definitely, always the girl.  But take a minute to think about this and realize that's not true.  

Before I start this, let me lay some groundwork.  I'm talking about two people who mutually agree to have sex without any commitment to one another.  Sometimes a girl (or occasionally, a guy) will say they'll just have sex with someone, secretly hoping that person will fall for them.  I'm not talking about those crazy bitches (it doesn't work, it's never going to work).  

So now we have two people just fucking.  Every guy thinks this is his dream come true.  Well you know what they say, be careful what you wish for because most guys can't handle being friends with benefits for a long time.  Why? Because men cannot STAND the thought that a girl isn't interested in him.  Doesn't matter if he likes the chick or not, he will not be able to handle the fact that some broad doesn't want to have his babies.  It's in every guy's brain that if we are having sex with you, it must mean we like you.  So when it's 3 months later and we don't show the slightest interest in dating you, your brain starts to go haywire.  Again, it doesn't matter if he likes the chick or not, he just wants to make sure SHE likes HIM.  

Guys also can't handle when a girl isn't monogamous.  Even if you're just friends, he thinks you're only going to be sleeping with him.  Have you ever met a girl that just wants ass? She will treat you like the drive through window at McDonalds: as a late night snack you hope you don't remember in the morning.  Even in relationships- if a guy cheats on a girl she gets sad (or if she's smart, even)  If a girl cheats on a guy his head fucking explodes.  But if you've agreed to just be friends it shouldn't matter.  Jealousy is a form of attachment my friends.   

Trust me on this, guys can only handle just sex for a few weeks, max.  Eventually he will either move on because he can't handle it or will start obsessing over how to get the girl to like him (usually so he can be the one to dump her first).  And it's a SOLID FACT that men fall in love harder and faster than women (yes, go look it up).  Hollywood already caught on to this trend.  In every movie about FWB who's the big pussy? The guy. Ladies, back me up on this please.