So a guy bought a BMW motorcycle, rode that motorcycle, and once he got off his cock just wouldn't go down. This man is suing BMW because he claims the bike he bought has caused him an erection that's lasted for 20 months. And it's causing him "emotional distress". Emotional distress because you have a boner? Do you know how many men in their mid fifties who pop three Cialis a day would pay to have your problem? Dude just grab a stack of singles and go to the strip club. I'm pretty sure that erection would be well taken care of in a matter of hours. 20 months? Who are you kidding guy? Does BMW look like they have the word ASSHOLE tattooed across their foreheads? My money is on you not winning this case. But on a lighter note, BMW probably just sold out of motorcycles in a matter of minutes.
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