Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Jason Bay's Latest Injury Could Be A Blessing In Disguise

 

Good news Mets fans, this latest Jason Bay injury could shorten his time in a Mets uniform. In his contract he has a $17 million vesting option for 2014 but only if he has 500 plate appearances this year and next, or 600 plate appearances next season. This is how we'll really find out how much a higher power hates the Mets. If his stint on the 15 day DL turns into a season ending injury just like his concussion two years ago, someone loves the Mets. But if he returns and gets to 500 plate appearances this year and next year, there's someone of a higher being who absolutely despises the Mets and their fans. In all honesty I would trade this asshole now and get him the fuck out of town. He's been nothing but a waste since he's signed here and things aren't exactly looking up. What I would do is I would give the Pirates a call and tell them listen, he actually hit a little bit when he was with you. Take him, we'll pay half his contract and Mr. Met will be your butler for the rest of the season. We don't want anything in return besides a couple of bats and a few buckets of baseballs. Bay is the latest edition of the $66 million dollar money drop. 

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