Tuesday, November 13, 2012

How Much Vag Is Texas A&M QB Johnny Manziel Slaying?


Say hello to the newest Heisman trophy contender, Texas A&M QB Johnny "Football" Manziel. Johnny and his Aggies just pulled the biggest upset of the college football season last Saturday when they went into Tuscaloosa and stunned #1 Alabama.

Johnny Football has been having a brilliant season. He's thrown for over 2,700 yards and 18 TDs as well as another 15 TDs rushing. The win against Alabama finally is what got him on the Heisman map.

Why with stats like that wasn't he thought of before?

Oh, Johnny's a FRESHMAN.

I was talking with some buddies a few weeks ago, I was saying how A&M had this stud freshman QB who was supposedly this Texas High School football legend.

Which got me to thinking. If this kid was a Texas High School football legend and now the starting QB, as a freshman, at a huge D1 school like A&M; How much pussy has this guy slain over his lifetime? We've all seen Varsity Blues, that's exactly what high school is like in Texas if you're the stud QB.

Halloween came and the whole world got a glimpse of what life is like to be Johnny Football. Johnny dressed up as Scooby Doo and was being dive bombed by hot bitches like these...





Kid is KILLING it, everyone in the world wishes they were this kid. Athletic stud, QB at a D1. Jealously all over.

Bottom line, kid is Tim Tebow but cool.

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