Newlywed couple? What will be your first thing you do together as a couple? Just drive from Tennessee to Kentucky to pick up a 17 year old girl you met on the internet so your wife can scissor the shit out of her. That sounds about right. And then you both end up behind bars because she's 17 and doesn't actually have consent yet. Sounds like a fantastic honeymoon to me. Here are your t-shirts newlyweds. I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your souls.
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