Friday, November 30, 2012

Do You Want to Become This Douche?

Are you tired of watching the douche with the guitar get the women? Well luckily for you, you can become that douche. I don't know how many guys out there know the guy with the acoustic guitar who doesn't quite know how to play it, but I didn't think they got any pussy. Maybe if they sing like John Mayer, but other than that I can't see them getting their dick wet by anyone besides a liberal hipster chick. But if those are the types of chicks you're into, you can become this guy. Apparently it's toll free.

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