After seven years of being a house cat; Danica Patrick has announced her divorce and is back on the open market. I'm so happy to see her released back into the wild, I think she's gonna go on a massive dick crushing spree for a while with tons of different celebrities. I'm so excited I have a boner just thinking about it. There's no she won't. 7 years of sitting on the same dick has easily gotten boring for her. She's gonna be on a spree for months on end now. I can't wait to see what happens next.
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