Monday, November 19, 2012

The Kansas City Chiefs Are So Bad They Actually Killed a Guy

It is official ladies and gentlemen, the Kansas City Chiefs are so bad that they actually killed a guy. When a family puts in an obituary that their family member died of MS and heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs football team, your team sucks. So are the Chiefs like gonna be charged with murder for this? How does this work? Is it even possibly that your team is this bad they caused you to actually die? I mean I know the guy died, but this is actually hilarious. This is what my obituary is gonna look like when I die. Except it's gonna be changed around and say, "Committed suicide after the Mets signed another center fielder who hits .205 with a .250 on base percentage." And that's where it will end, just like that.

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