Let's say you're a guy and you have this girl that you have been trying to have sex with for something in the range of seven to eight years. Basically, you two are always flirting when you see each other but it never turns into anything crazy. You've made out but done nothing else and the anticipation is killing you. I'm just telling you why you might not still want to bang that chick.
Why not? You've put the work in for years and years right? That is exactly the problem. You're that guy who has tried for so long to have sex with this chick and you're expecting nothing but the best sex ever. Like literally getting your dick wet by her would make you die a happy man. All you want to do is stick your penis in her, take a picture of it, and basically just end your life right there.
However, what happens if all this build up and years of anticipation does not meet the reality? Like what if the time finally comes and you can't get it up? What if she's a dead fish? What if something crazy happens and she has a huge donkey dick? You're going to be the most disappointed man on the face of the earth. This isn't a whore on the street disappointing you with a bad blow job. This is your moon goddess disappointing you in bed after all these years. You're gonna feel like your time has been wasted this whole time. Like Kris Humphries when Kim decided to divorce him.
So should you roll the dice and take a chance on finally nailing that chick you've been chasing for years? You most likely should, but the one thing I should tell you is that if it's disappointing, don't say I didn't warn you. Sometimes the anticipation doesn't meet the reality.
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