Drunk Story Saturday's: Coach's Son

 

Drunk Story from Mike (NYC)

It was just a slow Saturday night and to end our night we decided to go to a strip club. So we're just sitting there having a couple of beers and we're about ready to pack it up and call it a night. We had decided that after this beer we were out. Suddenly this familiar looking guy walks in and everyone starts hugging him. He asks for $1,000 in singles and sits down two seats away from us. I'm sitting there with my friend trying to figure out how we know this guy. As he has strippers coming over to him and hugging him like he goes there every night (which he probably did), we finally figure out who he was. He was our high school baseball coach's son. A few minutes later he looks over at us and says, "You boys having a good time tonight?" I said, "Not as good of a time as you're having." He starts having a conversation with us and asked if we were from around the area. I said, 'Yeah, and your father was our high school baseball coach." BOOM! That set him off like we just said we were movie stars. He looks are the girl bartending and says, "Hey, get all these guys two of whatever they're drinking and another $500 in singles!" And then it was on. He's throwing singles in the register asking if it was enough yet, and then since the girls now think we're with him, they're coming over to us kissing us on the mouth, feeling our dicks, this shit was crazy. Then he goes, "Let's go in the back. You guys want dances?" Obviously we oblige and go in the back with him. This is about 3:30 in the morning now and the place closes at 4. As he's coming in the back with us there's a stack of singles sitting by itself where we were all just singing. His friend chases him down and says, "There's like $300 just sitting there you can't just leave that." He says, "So do you want another $1000 in singles?" His friend responds with, "The place closes in a half hour what am I gonna do with $1000 in singles?" He looks right at him and says, "You're right. Hey, bartender, let me get another $500 in singles!" And then proceeds to the back to get a lap dance. Strippers were literally sweeping singles into the back room with this giant broom, this shit was crazy. One of my friends actually ended up making like $200. Long story short, a night out with our high school baseball coach's son turned out to be one of the best stories of my life. 

This could potentially be the greatest story I have actually ever heard.