Monday, March 26, 2012

Writer By Day, Stripper By Night

 

Just a chick doing her day job as a writer for the Houston Chronicle turns out that she also has a night time job taking her clothes off and grinding up and down on some poles. I mean I know everyone could use a little extra cash on the side but how about babysitting or walking dogs or some shit? Being a stripper while you're writing for a prestigious newspaper is like doubling as a porn star while you're a congressman. As soon as shit gets out, you're pretty much fucked. And also, this picture says it all. You're definitely better at your job of taking your clothes off and grinding on dudes cocks for money than you are as a writer. And those sweet heels, you've been doing this awhile haven't you. Might as well go all in now and work six nights a week since that whole writing thing just went to shit. But on a real note, I would love to take a lap dance from you. This picture just spells out that you know what you're doing. 

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