Hiding a hand gun in your house? Probably not a great idea to hide it underneath the mattress when you have a five your old child in your house. Why? Because kids like to jump on beds. What happens when you jump on a bed with a gun underneath it? It goes off and shoots your daughter in the ankle. So daddy, since you're a complete jackass keeping a gun in a bad place when you have children running around your house, you get today's Asshole of the Day Award. Here's your t-shirt big guy, I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
i thought for sure this was going to be tebow
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