Monday, March 26, 2012

Are The Marlins Running A Baseball Franchise Or A Gay Night Club?

 
So I have a serious question for everyone and I don't mean this in a derogatory way, but are the Miami Marlins running a baseball franchise or a gay night club? First of all, those hats and uniforms are hideous. Second of all, this video is their new home run feature. What the fuck is this. It's like pink and blue and sprouts out a rainbow at the end. Also, it lasts fucking 49 seconds. Jose Reyes has already finished running around the bases at the 15 second mark. If Reyes and Hanley go back to back they'll both be able to run around the bases before this thing finishes going off once. The Marlins franchise is turning Miami into a circus. Or just Grand Theft Auto III. Either way, baseball franchise or gay night club? You decide. 

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