Did you ever meet those people who just get so excited whenever someone checks them out? There's always that guy making ridiculous statements like, "Yo that broad over there was just checking me out." Oh, really dude? Because she looks like her face was on fire and someone had to stomp on her with metal cleats to put it out, but yeah, get excited.
Or even what that fat chick keeps staring at you and you look back and make eye contact giving her the impression that you're interested. Like dude, if you wanna get excited over Sha-moo looking at you like a piece of steak that she's gonna devour later then that's up to you. But no one's gonna give you props because some fat girl is trying to drop down a couple of weight classes.
Also, ladies, you do this shit all the time. You get excited when Sloth from the Goonies starts checking you out. Yes, get excited over a retarded mongoloid looking at you tits that are halfway out. I'm sure that'll really get your vagina wet because he's showing you attention. You're a moron, move on.
Why do people need to get excited when uglier people check them out? Does it really make you feel good about yourself? If a ten was checking me out then yes, I would get excited. But when you have a bunch of 4's and a 2 checking you out, it's nothing to get excited about. Just take it with a grain of salt, and walk away.
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